Apex Predator behind the scenes
Apex Predator behind the scenes
Aidan when he sees the dead dodos: NOOOO!! Dead dodos!
Director(me): they’re fake
Aidan: oh
*CUT*
Aidan when he’s attacked by the red ferociraptor: AAAAAHHHHH IM GOING TO DIE!!
Director: it’s an animatronic
Aidan: oh, still scary
*CUT*
Aidan when John rescues him: wait, is that Arnold Schwarzenegger under all that ghillie?
Director: no, we couldn’t hire him.
Aidan: damn, that suc-
*CUT*
*purple ferociraptor breaks into the house*
Aidan: Ow I just got a splinter!
*CUT*
*ferociraptor kills john*
Aidan: nooooo Arnold, I mean John is dead!
Director: he’s not really dead.
Aidan: good.
*CUT*
*Aidan drags himself out of the river after jumping in*
“Im freezing!”
*CUT*
Aidan after killing the acidosaurs: *licks fake blood off lips*
Director: YOU*RE NOT MEANT TO LICK THE BLOOD OFF YOUR LIPS!!!
Aidan: but it’s so tasty
Director: that’s because it’s tomato ketchup.
Aidan: oh so you can afford to make animatronic dinosaurs but when it comes to blood you have to use tomato ketchup!
*CUT*
Aidan when he’s meant to be reading his dossier book: I’m bored
*CUT*
Aidan after killing the ferociraptor: well that was intense! And I’m freezing.
*CUT*
Director: well that was a flipping mess
Aidan: Oi!
Director: well it is, you’re a rubbish actor
Aidan: I’m offended
Director: go work on your skills
Aidan: I only did it badly cause I hate the script
Director: well you need to practice cause we aren’t getting a replacement actor.
Aidan: damn
Now you know all the hard work that went into creating Apex Predator!
-Apex