I was out hunting for crystal a I came back and a raptor killed my moschop and my dodo

It’s a pain to knock out.

I tamed it.

I made a saddle for it.

It’s absolutely trash.

Noob me:*cowering in my base waiting for em to leave*go away!

Me with a shield metal hatchet and hide armour:3 raptors? No problem!

Lvl 50 me: you rats! I don’t need you! I have a spinosaurus!

-Eighthop

Update for Valentine's: raptor: ieee what happened to me!!!? Survivor: ieee I am now blind

Raptor: evil smile

In the end everyone is blind

BOLA THE RAPTOR NOT YOUR TRIBEMATE

They’re fast because they’re drunk they drink too much beer in line so that’s why they’re fast and they do that so they can be fast and kill all the dildos and dildos and to kill you it’s eating me and you😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂👯‍♂️🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣!!!!!!

Is it just me or is it sus when the raptor is a girl and your a boy and it jumps on you?

Noob:hi

Raptor:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY TERRITORY

noob:pulls out explosive gorilla

Raptor:Creeper Oh Man

Do you get what I mean

oviraptor: hah I have arms brother

raptor: you gon use those for actual purposes since you are carnivore?

oviraptor: nah man I wanna get calcium in my blood and make it go pop

raptor: ok then…

oviraptor: starves

raptor: you ok?

oviraptor: can’t find any eggs… I could go for a bronto egg but there’s dodo there… ITS A F*CKING MALE

raptor: kill it so you don’t kill yourself

oviraptor: nah I’m gonna wait for player to tame me

raptor: ok

both: see human

raptor meats back on the menu

oviraptor: TAME ME

raptor: eats human

Oviraptor: What have you done

OOF

The raptor song

I'm fast you're slow u bola me but I escape I'm the raptor yeahhhhhhh I'm the raptor ohhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh baby I'm the raptor I've ate it tames now it turn ohhhhh baby I'm the raptor yeahhhhhhh (end of song)

this ain’t a velociraptor

Tis a utahraptor

I dont understand why people are scared of these. I have a giga that does 2600+ damage with one bite lol

I was just walking through the forest then I came across the raptor I didn't think it was so I came up behind it and it ate me and Found my home ate all my dinosaurs it was a level 66 I wanted to tame it but end up killing it so build a house for your dinosaurs or it's lunch

I had been since my first day playing scorched earth with a raptor called blue until I accidentally hit a Morellatops with my doedicurus and 10 Morellatops came and left him in shell mode so I grabbed my raptor to try to distract them to get my doedicurus but they surrounded me and killed my doedicurus AND my raptor. RIP McFlurry and Blue you will never be forgotten

guh. cannibals. they discuss me badly. eww

I don't know why but when I started playing like 2 days ago am still new I never tamed a dodo until I was level 18 and am read the funny tips and I don't know if am a human or something else.

If you see alpha Raptor pls run

Raptor thoughts “MUST HURRY”

-Landon

So, alpha raptors don't have an oxygen stat and can't swim up if they go into the ocean. My basilo ate an alpha raptor for lunch today

What do you call a raptor that can sing?

A ‘rap’tor

I’m sorry