Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.

Tintoberries are red,

Azulberries are blue,

A Raptors eating you,

Now its ate me too.

One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐

Here is how to make people say “wait what”

First tame a dillo and pump alll stats into health and set it on attack target

Next get a raptor set to neutral, pump all stats into melee and ride it.

When u see player hide in a bush with ur raptor and whistles attack attack target on ur dillo. When they see it they will be like, oh just a dillo. Before they punch unmount the raptor and watch as it runs out and killed the dude. Hehe

Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.

“Clever girl”.

Up if you get the reference.

You dont have to run faster than the raptor.. You just have to run faster than your friend

I was walking though the jungle and turned around a tree. I came face-to-face with a level 80 raptor. I ran back to my base and logged. I came back on 2 days later and it was still there. Clever Girl.

On the last day of Christmas raptor clause said to me

12 compies running

11 humans screaming

10 bulbdogs barking

9 trikes charging

8 carnos chomping

7 seagulls stealing

6 dodos bawking

5 goooooooolden duck eggs

4 rexes roaring

3 allos annoying

2 pelagornis begging for fish

And a raptor whose name is Raptor clause

-OutboundManx475:-)

He protecc he attacc but most importantly he say “HELLO SNACKY SNACK” :>