Crys* I had a 1 lvl 20 or 30 it was my first 1 he died cry’s!!

haha baby raptor smol boi

-BorkBro75

Well my first day I got ark so I start walking around like a newbie well I see something so I'm like what's that so I got closer it starts running towards me I dont know what to do but jump in the water then the meg got me

You thought raptor sucked ? Well how about alpha raptor :p

Do not go raptor. Aluzeaberrys are blue tinto berry’s are red just like blood boom raptor haha you are now missing your head

Jesus, the Son of God. The one and only God. Where there are raptors, you will get an audience with Jesus soon.

Raptor: Nice food, may I have it?

Me: no

Raptor: no? May I have you?

Me: no

Raptor: well,

Me: well what?

Raptor: you see, there’s no choice.

*pounce*

*weird crack sound when you die*

Me was killed by a raptor

Oh boomerang oh boomerang Oh how you help me survive that dreaded night. oh boomerang oh boomerang how you helped me win that fight. oh boomerang oh boomerang how you felt in my hand. oh boomerang oh boomerang how easy were you to throw. oh how you help me kill the raptor with your might. I shall conquer all of ark with you in my hand

My female raptor fell in love with my male dienonychus don't ask why

do anyone know what happened to Barry the raptor

Hey dude stop!

WHAT?!

Wana make a dinooooo

Fine

Good.

Well yesterday I was watching Jurassic world and I saw a raptor!

Erm ok

I WANA MAKE ONE

ok

But better...

...

Ok so let’s make it have a Alfa raptor and make it just well kill anything

Mk

Make it sometimes attack in packs

Mk

Make it pounce on you and there is a 50 percent change you’ll get out

Erm.

That all I can do

Ima definitely delete thi-

DO IT AND IKL DELETE YOU AND YOUR PETS

ok.

I got a blue one and named it blue 🔵😫

RAPTOR CLAUS EXISTS!!!!!!!

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(READ IT BACKWARDS)

Eu procurando um

raptor :NADA

eu procurando um trike lev alto

raptors: bonjur

I looking for a

Raptor: NOTHING

i looking for a high lev trike

raptors: bonjur

This killed a brachiosaurus or a sarco

Once I tamed a raptor and lost it found it a year later

Me: Punching a raptor it’s only a like dodo me I just messed up now I’m dead I lost my good stuff and I know though dead to eat me like I was it’s cotton candy and now I’m dead because I’m a noob lol

One time I saw a rapter then tamed it

Pro: yay I tamed the rapter noob: AHHhHhHhHh

Me on my lvl 190 Trike: kills 3 carno 2 therizino and a baryonyx in the span of 5 minutes

Me: sees a lvl 5 raptor

Also me: *evil laughters*

Lvl 5 raptor: pulls me off my trike

Me: *surprised pikachu face*

The last time I watched other people play Ark they didn’t do that lol

(Don’t worry my trike and I both survived)