Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

oviraptor: hah I have arms brother
raptor: you gon use those for actual purposes since you are carnivore?
oviraptor: nah man I wanna get calcium in my blood and make it go pop
raptor: ok then…
oviraptor: starves
raptor: you ok?
oviraptor: can’t find any eggs… I could go for a bronto egg but there’s dodo there… ITS A F*CKING MALE
raptor: kill it so you don’t kill yourself
oviraptor: nah I’m gonna wait for player to tame me
raptor: ok
both: see human
raptor meats back on the menu
oviraptor: TAME ME
raptor: eats human
Oviraptor: What have you done
OOF
More Raptor Funny Tips
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐
On the last day of Christmas raptor clause said to me
12 compies running
11 humans screaming
10 bulbdogs barking
9 trikes charging
8 carnos chomping
7 seagulls stealing
6 dodos bawking
5 goooooooolden duck eggs
4 rexes roaring
3 allos annoying
2 pelagornis begging for fish
And a raptor whose name is Raptor clause
-OutboundManx475:-)