oviraptor: hah I have arms brother

raptor: you gon use those for actual purposes since you are carnivore?

oviraptor: nah man I wanna get calcium in my blood and make it go pop

raptor: ok then…

oviraptor: starves

raptor: you ok?

oviraptor: can’t find any eggs… I could go for a bronto egg but there’s dodo there… ITS A F*CKING MALE

raptor: kill it so you don’t kill yourself

oviraptor: nah I’m gonna wait for player to tame me

raptor: ok

both: see human

raptor meats back on the menu

oviraptor: TAME ME

raptor: eats human

Oviraptor: What have you done

OOF