Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
oviraptor: hah I have arms brother
raptor: you gon use those for actual purposes since you are carnivore?
oviraptor: nah man I wanna get calcium in my blood and make it go pop
raptor: ok then…
oviraptor: starves
raptor: you ok?
oviraptor: can’t find any eggs… I could go for a bronto egg but there’s dodo there… ITS A F*CKING MALE
raptor: kill it so you don’t kill yourself
oviraptor: nah I’m gonna wait for player to tame me
raptor: ok
both: see human
raptor meats back on the menu
oviraptor: TAME ME
raptor: eats human
Oviraptor: What have you done
OOF
I had been since my first day playing scorched earth with a raptor called blue until I accidentally hit a Morellatops with my doedicurus and 10 Morellatops came and left him in shell mode so I grabbed my raptor to try to distract them to get my doedicurus but they surrounded me and killed my doedicurus AND my raptor. RIP McFlurry and Blue you will never be forgotten