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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-12-29T22:44:35+00:00

haha baby raptor smol boi

-BorkBro75

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-12-21T02:28:09+00:00

Well my first day I got ark so I start walking around like a newbie well I see something so I'm like what's that so I got closer it starts running towards me I dont know what to do but jump in the water then the meg got me

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-15T21:44:22+00:00

You thought raptor sucked ? Well how about alpha raptor :p

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-12-03T10:22:23+00:00

Do not go raptor. Aluzeaberrys are blue tinto berry’s are red just like blood boom raptor haha you are now missing your head

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-11-28T06:19:33+00:00

Jesus, the Son of God. The one and only God. Where there are raptors, you will get an audience with Jesus soon.

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-11-28T06:16:56+00:00

Raptor: Nice food, may I have it?

Me: no

Raptor: no? May I have you?

Me: no

Raptor: well,

Me: well what?

Raptor: you see, there’s no choice.

*pounce*

*weird crack sound when you die*

Me was killed by a raptor

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2018-04-29T01:47:58+00:00

I dont understand why people are scared of these. I have a giga that does 2600+ damage with one bite lol

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2018-03-25T04:39:45+00:00

I was just walking through the forest then I came across the raptor I didn't think it was so I came up behind it and it ate me and Found my home ate all my dinosaurs it was a level 66 I wanted to tame it but end up killing it so build a house for your dinosaurs or it's lunch

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2018-01-31T04:26:56+00:00

I had been since my first day playing scorched earth with a raptor called blue until I accidentally hit a Morellatops with my doedicurus and 10 Morellatops came and left him in shell mode so I grabbed my raptor to try to distract them to get my doedicurus but they surrounded me and killed my doedicurus AND my raptor. RIP McFlurry and Blue you will never be forgotten

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2022-11-22T03:27:32+00:00

I don't know why but when I started playing like 2 days ago am still new I never tamed a dodo until I was level 18 and am read the funny tips and I don't know if am a human or something else.

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2022-10-31T17:00:14+00:00

If you see alpha Raptor pls run

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-10-19T16:40:05+00:00

Raptor thoughts “MUST HURRY”

-Landon

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2022-09-28T01:28:12+00:00

So, alpha raptors don't have an oxygen stat and can't swim up if they go into the ocean. My basilo ate an alpha raptor for lunch today

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-09-01T16:54:10+00:00

What do you call a raptor that can sing?

A ‘rap’tor

I’m sorry

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2022-07-29T20:23:31+00:00

Noob me:*cowering in my base waiting for em to leave*go away!

Me with a shield metal hatchet and hide armour:3 raptors? No problem!

Lvl 50 me: you rats! I don’t need you! I have a spinosaurus!

-Eighthop

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2022-07-08T07:04:54+00:00

Update for Valentine's: raptor: ieee what happened to me!!!? Survivor: ieee I am now blind

Raptor: evil smile

In the end everyone is blind

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2022-06-29T17:28:16+00:00

BOLA THE RAPTOR NOT YOUR TRIBEMATE

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2018-12-22T15:47:23+00:00

Don’t be afraid of just one, use a spear to kill them if it’s a low lvl

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2023-02-27T06:04:48+00:00

Ever tamed a para and thought I'm a god rapters thoughts oh hell an boys let's end this whole mans ceara

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2023-02-13T22:52:34+00:00

Please nerf the alpha raptor and normal raptor spawn rate,i die to many times😭 i just wanna gather berries