oviraptor: hah I have arms brother

raptor: you gon use those for actual purposes since you are carnivore?

oviraptor: nah man I wanna get calcium in my blood and make it go pop

raptor: ok then…

oviraptor: starves

raptor: you ok?

oviraptor: can’t find any eggs… I could go for a bronto egg but there’s dodo there… ITS A F*CKING MALE

raptor: kill it so you don’t kill yourself

oviraptor: nah I’m gonna wait for player to tame me

raptor: ok

both: see human

raptor meats back on the menu

oviraptor: TAME ME

raptor: eats human

Oviraptor: What have you done

OOF

The raptor song

I'm fast you're slow u bola me but I escape I'm the raptor yeahhhhhhh I'm the raptor ohhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh baby I'm the raptor I've ate it tames now it turn ohhhhh baby I'm the raptor yeahhhhhhh (end of song)

this ain’t a velociraptor

Tis a utahraptor

haha baby raptor smol boi

-BorkBro75

Well my first day I got ark so I start walking around like a newbie well I see something so I'm like what's that so I got closer it starts running towards me I dont know what to do but jump in the water then the meg got me

You thought raptor sucked ? Well how about alpha raptor :p

Do not go raptor. Aluzeaberrys are blue tinto berry’s are red just like blood boom raptor haha you are now missing your head

Jesus, the Son of God. The one and only God. Where there are raptors, you will get an audience with Jesus soon.

Raptor: Nice food, may I have it?

Me: no

Raptor: no? May I have you?

Me: no

Raptor: well,

Me: well what?

Raptor: you see, there’s no choice.

*pounce*

*weird crack sound when you die*

Me was killed by a raptor

Oh boomerang oh boomerang Oh how you help me survive that dreaded night. oh boomerang oh boomerang how you helped me win that fight. oh boomerang oh boomerang how you felt in my hand. oh boomerang oh boomerang how easy were you to throw. oh how you help me kill the raptor with your might. I shall conquer all of ark with you in my hand

My female raptor fell in love with my male dienonychus don't ask why

do anyone know what happened to Barry the raptor

If you see alpha Raptor pls run

Raptor thoughts “MUST HURRY”

-Landon

So, alpha raptors don't have an oxygen stat and can't swim up if they go into the ocean. My basilo ate an alpha raptor for lunch today

What do you call a raptor that can sing?

A ‘rap’tor

I’m sorry

Noob me:*cowering in my base waiting for em to leave*go away!

Me with a shield metal hatchet and hide armour:3 raptors? No problem!

Lvl 50 me: you rats! I don’t need you! I have a spinosaurus!

-Eighthop

Update for Valentine's: raptor: ieee what happened to me!!!? Survivor: ieee I am now blind

Raptor: evil smile

In the end everyone is blind

BOLA THE RAPTOR NOT YOUR TRIBEMATE

They’re fast because they’re drunk they drink too much beer in line so that’s why they’re fast and they do that so they can be fast and kill all the dildos and dildos and to kill you it’s eating me and you😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂👯‍♂️🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣!!!!!!