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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Eu procurando um
raptor :NADA
eu procurando um trike lev alto
raptors: bonjur
I looking for a
Raptor: NOTHING
i looking for a high lev trike
raptors: bonjur
This killed a brachiosaurus or a sarco
Once I tamed a raptor and lost it found it a year later
Me: Punching a raptor itโs only a like dodo me I just messed up now Iโm dead I lost my good stuff and I know though dead to eat me like I was itโs cotton candy and now Iโm dead because Iโm a noob lol
One time I saw a rapter then tamed it
Pro: yay I tamed the rapter noob: AHHhHhHhHh
What do you call a raptor that can sing?
A โrapโtor
Iโm sorry
Noob me:*cowering in my base waiting for em to leave*go away!
Me with a shield metal hatchet and hide armour:3 raptors? No problem!
Lvl 50 me: you rats! I donโt need you! I have a spinosaurus!
-Eighthop
Update for Valentine's: raptor: ieee what happened to me!!!? Survivor: ieee I am now blind
Raptor: evil smile
In the end everyone is blind
BOLA THE RAPTOR NOT YOUR TRIBEMATE
Theyโre fast because theyโre drunk they drink too much beer in line so thatโs why theyโre fast and they do that so they can be fast and kill all the dildos and dildos and to kill you itโs eating me and you๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ!!!!!!
Is it just me or is it sus when the raptor is a girl and your a boy and it jumps on you?
Noob:hi
Raptor:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY TERRITORY
noob:pulls out explosive gorilla
Raptor:Creeper Oh Man
Do you get what I mean
oviraptor: hah I have arms brother
raptor: you gon use those for actual purposes since you are carnivore?
oviraptor: nah man I wanna get calcium in my blood and make it go pop
raptor: ok thenโฆ
oviraptor: starves
raptor: you ok?
oviraptor: canโt find any eggsโฆ I could go for a bronto egg but thereโs dodo thereโฆ ITS A F*CKING MALE
raptor: kill it so you donโt kill yourself
oviraptor: nah Iโm gonna wait for player to tame me
raptor: ok
both: see human
raptor meats back on the menu
oviraptor: TAME ME
raptor: eats human
Oviraptor: What have you done
OOF
The raptor song
I'm fast you're slow u bola me but I escape I'm the raptor yeahhhhhhh I'm the raptor ohhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh baby I'm the raptor I've ate it tames now it turn ohhhhh baby I'm the raptor yeahhhhhhh (end of song)
I dont understand why people are scared of these. I have a giga that does 2600+ damage with one bite lol
I was just walking through the forest then I came across the raptor I didn't think it was so I came up behind it and it ate me and Found my home ate all my dinosaurs it was a level 66 I wanted to tame it but end up killing it so build a house for your dinosaurs or it's lunch
I had been since my first day playing scorched earth with a raptor called blue until I accidentally hit a Morellatops with my doedicurus and 10 Morellatops came and left him in shell mode so I grabbed my raptor to try to distract them to get my doedicurus but they surrounded me and killed my doedicurus AND my raptor. RIP McFlurry and Blue you will never be forgotten
Ever tamed a para and thought I'm a god rapters thoughts oh hell an boys let's end this whole mans ceara
Please nerf the alpha raptor and normal raptor spawn rate,i die to many times๐ญ i just wanna gather berries