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Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Let’s all give a brief moment to the pets who fought beside us, who gave their life to serve and protect us, who loyally did not give up on us. Pray for our pets to get into Ark Heaven with the moschops and not in Ark hell with the raptors and other jerks. Just a brief moment of respect
After reading all the tips about "bola your friend and run" i tried it myself, me and my friend got aggrod by a raptor, I remembered the tip and bolad my freind to save my life. After my friend died to the raptor he got as close to the mic as possible and said "COULDN'T YOU JUST BOLA THE RAPTOR" now that I think, he may have a point there
Since it’s that time of year again;
On the last day of Christmas, a raptor gave to me
12 total deaths
11 lost dilos
10 dead dodos
9 percent more anger
8 rage quits
7 lost tames
6 more deaths
5 LOOOOST BASES!
4 funny moments
3 key parts in stories
2 found in mountains
And a dead parasour that I wasted a saddle on
-by ARKdude
One time a alpha raptor spawned right next to my base so I would always avoid it and one day with my trike I was gonna kill it but I was a big mistake my trike past out so I dismounted and I ran back to base and I didnt pay attention to the top of the screen to see if it died but I was like duh it died it was a alpha raptor and my trike past out but in game a couple days later I saw a trike fighting thr alpha raptor and I saw the trike die. It turned out it was my trike I dont know how it was alive e the whole time