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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
After reading all the tips about "bola your friend and run" i tried it myself, me and my friend got aggrod by a raptor, I remembered the tip and bolad my freind to save my life. After my friend died to the raptor he got as close to the mic as possible and said "COULDN'T YOU JUST BOLA THE RAPTOR" now that I think, he may have a point there
Me: *casually harvesting resources on a large piece of land to take back to my base on herbivore island.*
Raptor: hold my beer. Imma kill this guy. *proceeds to run at me.*
Me: turns around with an assault rifle in my hands and kills the raptor.*
The other raptors: oh hell nah. F**k this guy.
Let’s all give a brief moment to the pets who fought beside us, who gave their life to serve and protect us, who loyally did not give up on us. Pray for our pets to get into Ark Heaven with the moschops and not in Ark hell with the raptors and other jerks. Just a brief moment of respect