Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
One day I was walking on the beach. It was a pretty view until a level 130 raptor pounced on me it touched me in ways I would not want to talk about. I some how survived. I hid. When I thought the coast was clear came out the little shit was pretty clearly liked me too much. Pounced on me again. Bill Cosby got to me. One like helps stop raptor stop raping new low level. Help the cause.
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
βClever girlβ.
Speedy chicken=Raptor
(2024 edition)
Oh cool! A dead Rex let me go loot the body! Wait thereβs an alpha raptor. ππππ
So when I was riding my Raptor i attacked a bug (with the jumping attack) and then somehow i got teleported to the red woods πΆ. RIP Delta
My cousin who is still learning how to play ark and is also a PokΓ©mon nerd was learning how to breed we were breeding raptors to fight gama brood mother and soon we got a mutation :| that when she said wow itβs a shiny raptor ;) why
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her