One day I was walking on the beach. It was a pretty view until a level 130 raptor pounced on me it touched me in ways I would not want to talk about. I some how survived. I hid. When I thought the coast was clear came out the little shit was pretty clearly liked me too much. Pounced on me again. Bill Cosby got to me. One like helps stop raptor stop raping new low level. Help the cause.
While I was offline, an Alpha Raptor decided to kill my parasaur. R.I.P Peter. Anyways I tried killing it but I realised it had, like, 4000 health and I was like "screw it" and went offline. Hopefully it doesn't attack my dodo.
On unofficial server I'd tamed and bred about 30 Raptors and locked away inside the base. Had local noob tribe raid me for goodies. They blew the behemoth gate off my base.. queue a load of high end angry Raptors jumping out and ripping them to shreds. Global chat going nuts as my Raptors ripped them to shreds until they gave up the raid as too much trouble.