Since it’s that time of year again;

On the last day of Christmas, a raptor gave to me

12 total deaths

11 lost dilos

10 dead dodos

9 percent more anger

8 rage quits

7 lost tames

6 more deaths

5 LOOOOST BASES!

4 funny moments

3 key parts in stories

2 found in mountains

And a dead parasour that I wasted a saddle on

-by ARKdude

Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.

Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity

Tintoberries are red,

Azulberries are blue,

A Raptors eating you,

Now its ate me too.

I'm the deadliest animal giga and spino no your not

I can’t count how many times I’ve died from this thing.

Clever girl

“Clever girl”.

One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐

So I was starting out and I wandered and found a perfect place to live until a carno killed me, then while I was going back a raptor mauled me

I might have sacrificed my dodo to one.