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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I was walking on my Parasaur to explore around my base. Then all of a sudden, a Raptor jumped on top of me and killed me.😢 When I came back to collect my stuff, I found that my Parasaur died.😭 I was so angry. 😡 Then the Raptor jumped on me and killed me again. I came back AGAIN, to collect the saddle from my Parasaur. Then I grabbed my stuff, and literally ran away to my base to find another Parasaur. I died again, sadly. No Parasaur will never replace my old Parasuar.
1 like= 1 Respect for Sky 😭
I had a pack of 5 glorious raptors (all males) couldnt tame a female and get some breeding action going on unfortunately. I was on my trike and having 5 raptors follow me around I felt invincible. Tearing through everything in my path in seconds, until I encountered a glowing red alpha raptor. I knew I might lose a raptor or 2 but I wanted to kill that alpha raptor. Ended up killing my pack and everything I love and killed me too. 👍 to pay respects
Let’s all give a brief moment to the pets who fought beside us, who gave their life to serve and protect us, who loyally did not give up on us. Pray for our pets to get into Ark Heaven with the moschops and not in Ark hell with the raptors and other jerks. Just a brief moment of respect