Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Noob: just walking through a dangerous area
Bush: rustle rustle
Noob: hello mr bush *pets bush
Bush: ROAR!! CHOMP CHOMP!!
Noob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Bush: rustle rustle
Noob: hello mr bush *pets bush
Bush: ROAR!! CHOMP CHOMP!!
Noob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
More Raptor Funny Tips
Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.
Me and my friend went for a raptor we went for it and we ended up with a ambush it killed my phiomia and then killed my friend I started laughing but carma is a great power rip richerd:my phiomia
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Pro taming tip - donβt be an idiot
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
UPV0TE
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
UPV0TE
Just put all your points into speed and stamina so you can laugh as you outrun them π
You see one?
Then you will see two!!
Then you will see three
Then you will see jesus ΒΏ
Then you will see two!!
Then you will see three
Then you will see jesus ΒΏ
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I tried to tame a dinosaur
And now Iβm itβs poo
Violets are blue
I tried to tame a dinosaur
And now Iβm itβs poo
Roses are red raptors are coming you should leave your base and start running.