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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
After reading all the tips about "bola your friend and run" i tried it myself, me and my friend got aggrod by a raptor, I remembered the tip and bolad my freind to save my life. After my friend died to the raptor he got as close to the mic as possible and said "COULDN'T YOU JUST BOLA THE RAPTOR" now that I think, he may have a point there
Let’s all give a brief moment to the pets who fought beside us, who gave their life to serve and protect us, who loyally did not give up on us. Pray for our pets to get into Ark Heaven with the moschops and not in Ark hell with the raptors and other jerks. Just a brief moment of respect
Me: taming giga for the first time… am very excited.
Two raptors: mm, that parasaur was tasty.
*notices me*
Two raptors: frick, get him quick. He’s not allowed to do or have nice things!
Me: pulls out journeyman sword and whips their butts
*so powerful*
Rides giga into the sunset.