Roses are red

Violets are blue

If it glows red

THEN YOU ARE SCREWED

Since it’s that time of year again;

On the last day of Christmas, a raptor gave to me

12 total deaths

11 lost dilos

10 dead dodos

9 percent more anger

8 rage quits

7 lost tames

6 more deaths

5 LOOOOST BASES!

4 funny moments

3 key parts in stories

2 found in mountains

And a dead parasour that I wasted a saddle on

-by ARKdude

At the start these things would kill me and make me rage ..... now I one shot them with my giga...... COME AT ME!!

Pro taming tip - don’t be an idiot

What happend??

...

I didn't saw the raptor!?

Oh...

They‘re always there if no one needs them..

But if you want to tame one, they are hiding on the other side of the world.

Noob: just walking through a dangerous area

Bush: rustle rustle

Noob: hello mr bush *pets bush

Bush: ROAR!! CHOMP CHOMP!!

Noob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

You see one?

Then you will see two!!

Then you will see three

Then you will see jesus ¿

So you’re walking along the beach and then you see a dodo and then a raptor jumps out of nowhere murders the dodo looks you in the eye smiles then you die

Once I tamed a raptor i lost it and found it a year later

Tryna escape a raptor? Just pull out ur bola and use it on ur friend! It works every time.

I got smothered by two with my dodo at my side. I died like, 7 times trying to get my stuff back. My 🦤 got killed by the second time. One up for happy😭😭😭.These guys DO NOT MESS AROUND. I REPEAT, THEY DO NOT MESS AROUND. ARK RAPTORS ARE OVERPOWERED.

Abcdefg this dude is chasing me

One it red

One is blue

One is an Alfa about to kill you

Now I’m running for my life cause all of my tamed have died

~ Crystaldragon

If you see a raptor that’s is smoking red (alpha raptor) just accept your death.

Oh cool! A dead Rex let me go loot the body! Wait there’s an alpha raptor. 😭😭😭😭

Raptor is the only thing I have left in my house and I’m going home and then I’m gonna take my raptor out to get my stuff and then I’ll go get my truck and then I’m going back home to take my shower.

Raptor’s raft is ready for sale!

One day I was walking on the beach. It was a pretty view until a level 130 raptor pounced on me it touched me in ways I would not want to talk about. I some how survived. I hid. When I thought the coast was clear came out the little shit was pretty clearly liked me too much. Pounced on me again. Bill Cosby got to me. One like helps stop raptor stop raping new low level. Help the cause.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks they better run better run outrun this raptor

A nightmare for every new ark player. 💀

As I beggined ark I unlocked 🔓 new levels and made a trap for the raptor then I walked towards it I couldn't run because I had to much things In my backpack and I was like oh man so I ran towards the water and now I'm stuck 😅🤣