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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
on every other map, these guys are fine. There avoidable. There easy to take care of if you have even a decent tame or 2. Sure a bit problematic if theres a lot, nothing noteworthy though if your higher then lv around 25.
but on scorched earth.
you cant
go anywhere
without seeing one of these guys
or 2
wait 3
oh miscounted theres 5
oh wai- *dies for the third time after respawning by like 50 raptors*
Ok :
Me: ooo big Dilo
Freind : stop being noob
Me : what ?
Freind: don’t start
Me : ok
Friends scream: your tribe mate pro27king28
Was killed by lvl 1 Raptor
Oh and I was a pro and had tek armor and 1000000 hp and tek rifles asc with 10000000k dmg
Freind : what the frick is wrong with you
Raptor : hmm first meal was good , a that other guy on the chat might be good ? .👍
Freind: oh. sh*t noooooooooo
My scream : your tribe mate logwion45withahaircut!56proguy was killed by lvl 450 alpha raptor .
Freind : don’t, don’t even start .😤🤨🥴😣😟😤
Bro I’m scrolling on this rn and I keep seeing things about an old lady in a raptor costume and so I went to type something and I see what their talking about 💀- we gonna talk about theories on why they did this??🤨 maybe it’s to honor Queen Elizabeth or any dead famous old person living their best life
This isnt the exact creature but........................Help me.........just made a massive base with all the goodies like a fabricator/gennie and so on surrounded by behemoth stone gates and moved all my tames there and set them on passive....turns out an alpha raptor spawns there inside the gates!....im in need to relocate sooo...im in danger for time being...🤣😅
So one time I was just chilling at my camp in the foothills when a lvl 75 alpha raptor came and ambushed me from behind. When he jumped on me that sent an alert to my rex, spino, thera, and allos near by. My spino, ps his name is Titan, got there first, and I just watched the raptor’s copse go flying out of sight, and the pack soon followed. All was good till I realized that was the wild raptor I was looking for and wanted to tame. Fate can be so cruel sometimes.☹️
Pro: I finally killed that Rex you got me stuck with and now you’re gonna come hunt raptors with me
Me: ok
Pro: (in mind) lololololol I can bola him with the raptors and run
Me: let’s go find some raptors
Pro: there’s some
Me: (aims bola and says) nice
Pro: not again 😤
Me:lolololololol yes again
Tried to do some guys tips of killing the rest of the pack and bola the highest level one,it worked but I forgot to bola one that BLENDED in the grass
It killed me and when I came back to where I died to retrieve my stuff,TWO of them were strangely behind a tree and killed me again. I will forever love and despise raptors