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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
on every other map, these guys are fine. There avoidable. There easy to take care of if you have even a decent tame or 2. Sure a bit problematic if theres a lot, nothing noteworthy though if your higher then lv around 25.
but on scorched earth.
you cant
go anywhere
without seeing one of these guys
or 2
wait 3
oh miscounted theres 5
oh wai- *dies for the third time after respawning by like 50 raptors*
So one time I was just chilling at my camp in the foothills when a lvl 75 alpha raptor came and ambushed me from behind. When he jumped on me that sent an alert to my rex, spino, thera, and allos near by. My spino, ps his name is Titan, got there first, and I just watched the raptor’s copse go flying out of sight, and the pack soon followed. All was good till I realized that was the wild raptor I was looking for and wanted to tame. Fate can be so cruel sometimes.☹️
raptor song:
gonna go hunt with my friends
is the prey good and that depends
there is a bob out with a tribe
gonna steal stuff and now its mine
im not now any pego but
gonna camp it till those men go
who the hell cares now they are gone now
gonna kill them till they quit
gonna sing this song till the dawn now
are u liking the raptor song now
when i go hide in the shadows
then go boom they goners now
cuz when you see a feather tail
there is no time now go and go no bother
cuz it might be one of us
gonna die and lose your plus
cuz we sing this with the pack now
cuz this song is never gonna end now
maybe next time you join ark
ur dinos will be gone
now why have you read this whole song now
are you bored plus it will end now
thank you for all the support
i hope this song didnt go to waste now i hope you have the best time
now lets see tomorrow now bye-bye
Pro: I finally killed that Rex you got me stuck with and now you’re gonna come hunt raptors with me
Me: ok
Pro: (in mind) lololololol I can bola him with the raptors and run
Me: let’s go find some raptors
Pro: there’s some
Me: (aims bola and says) nice
Pro: not again 😤
Me:lolololololol yes again
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,
When Spino stares at you hard,
You know you’ll be discard.