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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
You will need a parasaur for these guys cause they eats para kibble and you can cave run with also my opinion is that they are useless after you get a sarco/carno/rex. With these guys artifact of clever gets very easy.you can breed them and get a high level for hunting and other thing bye bye and I am going to sleep because I am at 3:00 am and a ghost is behind me. idk why? But yes he is dancing.
Raptor: “Ha! They say if a human knocks a raptor and stuff meat in their mouth, they will become that humans mindless servant! Can you believe that?! What a bunch a garbage! Hey look! A human! And he has a club! Oh ho ho, hit me with your best shot! Ow! Hey that hurt! Ow! Hey… hey… thats… painful …”
Me: “Eat meat lizard!”
Raptor: “Ha… try it… human… try… it… im… immune… to… I am a loyal minion of DoctorMisterSirAllanCollobusTheThird!”
on every other map, these guys are fine. There avoidable. There easy to take care of if you have even a decent tame or 2. Sure a bit problematic if theres a lot, nothing noteworthy though if your higher then lv around 25.
but on scorched earth.
you cant
go anywhere
without seeing one of these guys
or 2
wait 3
oh miscounted theres 5
oh wai- *dies for the third time after respawning by like 50 raptors*
Ok :
Me: ooo big Dilo
Freind : stop being noob
Me : what ?
Freind: don’t start
Me : ok
Friends scream: your tribe mate pro27king28
Was killed by lvl 1 Raptor
Oh and I was a pro and had tek armor and 1000000 hp and tek rifles asc with 10000000k dmg
Freind : what the frick is wrong with you
Raptor : hmm first meal was good , a that other guy on the chat might be good ? .👍
Freind: oh. sh*t noooooooooo
My scream : your tribe mate logwion45withahaircut!56proguy was killed by lvl 450 alpha raptor .
Freind : don’t, don’t even start .😤🤨🥴😣😟😤