Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Ok :
Me: ooo big Dilo
Freind : stop being noob
Me : what ?
Freind: donβt start
Me : ok
Friends scream: your tribe mate pro27king28
Was killed by lvl 1 Raptor
Oh and I was a pro and had tek armor and 1000000 hp and tek rifles asc with 10000000k dmg
Freind : what the frick is wrong with you
Raptor : hmm first meal was good , a that other guy on the chat might be good ? .π
Freind: oh. sh*t noooooooooo
My scream : your tribe mate logwion45withahaircut!56proguy was killed by lvl 450 alpha raptor .
Freind : donβt, donβt even start .π€π€¨π₯΄π£ππ€
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
βClever girlβ.
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her
You dont have to run faster than the raptor.. You just have to run faster than your friend
Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.
I was walking though the jungle and turned around a tree. I came face-to-face with a level 80 raptor. I ran back to my base and logged. I came back on 2 days later and it was still there. Clever Girl.
Guys I saw a comment about jurassic park when Allen grant says some stuff to the kid at the start of the movie about raptors, and that needs more love