Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Ok : Me: ooo big Dilo Freind : stop being noob Me : what ? Freind:…

Ok :
Me: ooo big Dilo
Freind : stop being noob
Me : what ?
Freind: don’t start
Me : ok
Friends scream: your tribe mate pro27king28
Was killed by lvl 1 Raptor
Oh and I was a pro and had tek armor and 1000000 hp and tek rifles asc with 10000000k dmg
Freind : what the frick is wrong with you
Raptor : hmm first meal was good , a that other guy on the chat might be good ? .👍
Freind: oh. sh*t noooooooooo
My scream : your tribe mate logwion45withahaircut!56proguy was killed by lvl 450 alpha raptor .
Freind : don’t, don’t even start .😤🤨🥴😣😟😤
More Raptor Funny Tips
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐