Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Bro Iβm scrolling on this rn and I keep seeing things about an old lady in a raptor costume and so I went to type something and I see what their talking about π- we gonna talk about theories on why they did this??π€¨ maybe itβs to honor Queen Elizabeth or any dead famous old person living their best life
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
βClever girlβ.
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her
You dont have to run faster than the raptor.. You just have to run faster than your friend
Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.
I was walking though the jungle and turned around a tree. I came face-to-face with a level 80 raptor. I ran back to my base and logged. I came back on 2 days later and it was still there. Clever Girl.
Guys I saw a comment about jurassic park when Allen grant says some stuff to the kid at the start of the movie about raptors, and that needs more love