Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,
When Spino stares at you hard,
You know you’ll be discard.
4 year old: mommyy there’s someone at da door
Mommy: I’ll be there in a second honey, you can open it
4 year old: da person at da door has sharp teeth
Mommy: don’t judge a book by its cover
4 year old: the person at the door is putting my leg in his mouth
Mommy: that’s... um... nice!
4 year old: mommy they are eating the walls
Mommy: really (🙄) *mommy comes to door
4 year old: look mommy there’s more people
Mommy:...