Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Raptor: hoppity get off my property
Me: literally a mile away
More Raptor Funny Tips
Saw Zippy in the wild: HOLY CRAP!β
βBut then rememberedβ¦ Ass clubbing > panicβ
Violates the raptor with a club to the behind
βI tamed it easy
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
βClever girlβ.
Roses are red
Dinossaurs are old
If He sees you
You are sold
The one fat kid when he sees an ice cream van
Take a whole bunch and name them after the raptor squad in Jurassic Park and beta and over level blue then bam you are Owen Grady
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her