
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Raptor: “Ha! They say if a human knocks a raptor and stuff meat in their mouth, they will become that humans mindless servant! Can you believe that?! What a bunch a garbage! Hey look! A human! And he has a club! Oh ho ho, hit me with your best shot! Ow! Hey that hurt! Ow! Hey… hey… thats… painful …”
Me: “Eat meat lizard!”
Raptor: “Ha… try it… human… try… it… im… immune… to… I am a loyal minion of DoctorMisterSirAllanCollobusTheThird!”
on every other map, these guys are fine. There avoidable. There easy to take care of if you have even a decent tame or 2. Sure a bit problematic if theres a lot, nothing noteworthy though if your higher then lv around 25.
but on scorched earth.
you cant
go anywhere
without seeing one of these guys
or 2
wait 3
oh miscounted theres 5
oh wai- *dies for the third time after respawning by like 50 raptors*
Ok :
Me: ooo big Dilo
Freind : stop being noob
Me : what ?
Freind: don’t start
Me : ok
Friends scream: your tribe mate pro27king28
Was killed by lvl 1 Raptor
Oh and I was a pro and had tek armor and 1000000 hp and tek rifles asc with 10000000k dmg
Freind : what the frick is wrong with you
Raptor : hmm first meal was good , a that other guy on the chat might be good ? .👍
Freind: oh. sh*t noooooooooo
My scream : your tribe mate logwion45withahaircut!56proguy was killed by lvl 450 alpha raptor .
Freind : don’t, don’t even start .😤🤨🥴😣😟😤
Bro I’m scrolling on this rn and I keep seeing things about an old lady in a raptor costume and so I went to type something and I see what their talking about 💀- we gonna talk about theories on why they did this??🤨 maybe it’s to honor Queen Elizabeth or any dead famous old person living their best life
This isnt the exact creature but........................Help me.........just made a massive base with all the goodies like a fabricator/gennie and so on surrounded by behemoth stone gates and moved all my tames there and set them on passive....turns out an alpha raptor spawns there inside the gates!....im in need to relocate sooo...im in danger for time being...🤣😅
So one time I was just chilling at my camp in the foothills when a lvl 75 alpha raptor came and ambushed me from behind. When he jumped on me that sent an alert to my rex, spino, thera, and allos near by. My spino, ps his name is Titan, got there first, and I just watched the raptor’s copse go flying out of sight, and the pack soon followed. All was good till I realized that was the wild raptor I was looking for and wanted to tame. Fate can be so cruel sometimes.☹️
raptor song:
gonna go hunt with my friends
is the prey good and that depends
there is a bob out with a tribe
gonna steal stuff and now its mine
im not now any pego but
gonna camp it till those men go
who the hell cares now they are gone now
gonna kill them till they quit
gonna sing this song till the dawn now
are u liking the raptor song now
when i go hide in the shadows
then go boom they goners now
cuz when you see a feather tail
there is no time now go and go no bother
cuz it might be one of us
gonna die and lose your plus
cuz we sing this with the pack now
cuz this song is never gonna end now
maybe next time you join ark
ur dinos will be gone
now why have you read this whole song now
are you bored plus it will end now
thank you for all the support
i hope this song didnt go to waste now i hope you have the best time
now lets see tomorrow now bye-bye
Pro: I finally killed that Rex you got me stuck with and now you’re gonna come hunt raptors with me
Me: ok
Pro: (in mind) lololololol I can bola him with the raptors and run
Me: let’s go find some raptors
Pro: there’s some
Me: (aims bola and says) nice
Pro: not again 😤
Me:lolololololol yes again