Alpha raptor:*entered the island*

Me with a 486 melee sickle:hold my fiber

That alpha raptor ded 😢

Well I was breeding my two in a one by one wood railing (yes that’s possible) when Emerald popped an egg out! I shot in the house to put it beside the fire. I forgot to disable wandering and Veloco, my male and favorite tame got loose! I found him shortly after. DONT DO THAT AGAIN!!!

Me walking around having a good time then finds lvl200 raptor:I’m sorry that’s ILLEGAL?!?! THE MAX LVL IS 150 IM 100% SURE ITS 150 THIS IS NOT RIGHT(it’s said lvl200 wild male raptor)

Don't attack 2 angry beavers with 1 raptor

my 4 raptors

-i was coming home one night returning from a hunt when all four of my raptors randomly started attacking two broncos, by the time i had noticed, the broncos were already down. The next day i tried to kill a lonely bronco and it killed two of my raptors(raptina and rapunzel).

rip

noob: oh I wanna tame this raptor I bet it’s easy

system: noob has died by raptor

pro: bruh I can tame this guy

Pro: gets a bow and gets Tranks out

Pro: oh shoot I forgot to get my armor !

System: pro has died by raptor

god player:I can do it

God player gets out a bola and and dart gun and shoots raptor with trank darts

Raptor: gets knocked out

god player: simple

Raptor 1: LOOK ITS A BOB Raptor 2: MINE Raptor 3: MINE MINE The bob: Noooo NOT A FCKIN RAPTOR AGAIN NOOO * he died *

Evryone bruh, don’t use bolas on ur freind! You be waisting em and freind be mad! Just bola the raptor make a saddle tame it and bam you the cool dude.

Have you ever seen a lvl 130 female alpha raptor run from a noob ? Well if u dont u are in for a treat!

I have a conga line of raptors. Dont mess with me

They will sniff you from a MILE away, (probably cause the survivor doesn’t wipe) and they will eat you, your wife, your dad, your tribe mate, the new guy, and your OtterOtterson (Otter)

When I first started I was walking threw the jungle and out of no where a raptor come charging at me and I get one shot ed

Helena says they are loyal,

Well then why did they leave me alone with a spino?

Tintoberries are red

Azulberries are blue

Watch out it’s

GONNA SLASH YOU

One is tamed raptor is bad

Two tamed raptors is pretty ok

Three tamed raptors is good

Four tamed raptors is invincible (at least on pve)

I was swimming across a river to my base and my newly tamed raptor got killed by megapharianas..

R.I.P F L A M E

He tried fighting

Compy: walks up to me and my lvl 30 raptor

Me: hmm

Raptor: hmmmmmmm

Compy: hello

Me: shoo shoo little rat

Compy: RAT! You offend me even tho that’s exactly what I am! *bites*

Raptor: oh no you didn’t

Compy: ahhh *runs away*

Raptor: *bites with out even moving

Server: compy lvl 1 got killed by Delta lvl 30

Me as noob walking through forest: ooo ruins

Raptor hunting nearby: oo pray

Me: who is that

Raptor: hi

Me: oh hi

Raptor: food!!

Me: wat…oh no

Server: dastubednoob was killed by raptor lvl 8

So I had a male and female raptor and I bred them and had twins and then they bred with each other and then had 2 babys that 2 became 4 4 became 8 and next thing you no they are every where like every where I could not even Torn around with out seeing them

All the other kid in their high top kicks better run run run run from the raptors