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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
my 4 raptors
-i was coming home one night returning from a hunt when all four of my raptors randomly started attacking two broncos, by the time i had noticed, the broncos were already down. The next day i tried to kill a lonely bronco and it killed two of my raptors(raptina and rapunzel).
rip
Well I was breeding my two in a one by one wood railing (yes that’s possible) when Emerald popped an egg out! I shot in the house to put it beside the fire. I forgot to disable wandering and Veloco, my male and favorite tame got loose! I found him shortly after. DONT DO THAT AGAIN!!!
noob: oh I wanna tame this raptor I bet it’s easy
system: noob has died by raptor
pro: bruh I can tame this guy
Pro: gets a bow and gets Tranks out
Pro: oh shoot I forgot to get my armor !
System: pro has died by raptor
god player:I can do it
God player gets out a bola and and dart gun and shoots raptor with trank darts
Raptor: gets knocked out
god player: simple