
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Raptor Dossier: As Told by Google Translate
Despite its strange appearance, this dinosaur is the focus of many media and scientists. Pilots say they don't get scared, but when they do, they are very friendly. Being carnivores, they often look for meat after eating to protect themselves.
I went to the island and a little newbie sent their raptor herd after me ( I was on a fire wyvern )but instead of eating the raptors I picked them all up and put em in a pen the knocked the newbie out and put them in prison for trying to eat me. They still stay in that cage getting food and water
Well I was breeding my two in a one by one wood railing (yes that’s possible) when Emerald popped an egg out! I shot in the house to put it beside the fire. I forgot to disable wandering and Veloco, my male and favorite tame got loose! I found him shortly after. DONT DO THAT AGAIN!!!
my 4 raptors
-i was coming home one night returning from a hunt when all four of my raptors randomly started attacking two broncos, by the time i had noticed, the broncos were already down. The next day i tried to kill a lonely bronco and it killed two of my raptors(raptina and rapunzel).
rip
noob: oh I wanna tame this raptor I bet it’s easy
system: noob has died by raptor
pro: bruh I can tame this guy
Pro: gets a bow and gets Tranks out
Pro: oh shoot I forgot to get my armor !
System: pro has died by raptor
god player:I can do it
God player gets out a bola and and dart gun and shoots raptor with trank darts
Raptor: gets knocked out
god player: simple