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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
my 4 raptors
-i was coming home one night returning from a hunt when all four of my raptors randomly started attacking two broncos, by the time i had noticed, the broncos were already down. The next day i tried to kill a lonely bronco and it killed two of my raptors(raptina and rapunzel).
rip
You will need a parasaur for these guys cause they eats para kibble and you can cave run with also my opinion is that they are useless after you get a sarco/carno/rex. With these guys artifact of clever gets very easy.you can breed them and get a high level for hunting and other thing bye bye and I am going to sleep because I am at 3:00 am and a ghost is behind me. idk why? But yes he is dancing.
noob: oh I wanna tame this raptor I bet it’s easy
system: noob has died by raptor
pro: bruh I can tame this guy
Pro: gets a bow and gets Tranks out
Pro: oh shoot I forgot to get my armor !
System: pro has died by raptor
god player:I can do it
God player gets out a bola and and dart gun and shoots raptor with trank darts
Raptor: gets knocked out
god player: simple
Well I was breeding my two in a one by one wood railing (yes that’s possible) when Emerald popped an egg out! I shot in the house to put it beside the fire. I forgot to disable wandering and Veloco, my male and favorite tame got loose! I found him shortly after. DONT DO THAT AGAIN!!!
Ok :
Me: ooo big Dilo
Freind : stop being noob
Me : what ?
Freind: don’t start
Me : ok
Friends scream: your tribe mate pro27king28
Was killed by lvl 1 Raptor
Oh and I was a pro and had tek armor and 1000000 hp and tek rifles asc with 10000000k dmg
Freind : what the frick is wrong with you
Raptor : hmm first meal was good , a that other guy on the chat might be good ? .👍
Freind: oh. sh*t noooooooooo
My scream : your tribe mate logwion45withahaircut!56proguy was killed by lvl 450 alpha raptor .
Freind : don’t, don’t even start .😤🤨🥴😣😟😤