Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Compy: walks up to me and my lvl 30 raptor Me: hmm Raptor: hmmmmmmm Compy:…

Compy: walks up to me and my lvl 30 raptor
Me: hmm
Raptor: hmmmmmmm
Compy: hello
Me: shoo shoo little rat
Compy: RAT! You offend me even tho that’s exactly what I am! *bites*
Raptor: oh no you didn’t
Compy: ahhh *runs away*
Raptor: *bites with out even moving
Server: compy lvl 1 got killed by Delta lvl 30
More Raptor Funny Tips
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐
On the last day of Christmas raptor clause said to me
12 compies running
11 humans screaming
10 bulbdogs barking
9 trikes charging
8 carnos chomping
7 seagulls stealing
6 dodos bawking
5 goooooooolden duck eggs
4 rexes roaring
3 allos annoying
2 pelagornis begging for fish
And a raptor whose name is Raptor clause
-OutboundManx475:-)