Evryone bruh, don’t use bolas on ur freind! You be waisting em and freind be mad! Just bola the raptor make a saddle tame it and bam you the cool dude.

Have you ever seen a lvl 130 female alpha raptor run from a noob ? Well if u dont u are in for a treat!

I have a conga line of raptors. Dont mess with me

They will sniff you from a MILE away, (probably cause the survivor doesn’t wipe) and they will eat you, your wife, your dad, your tribe mate, the new guy, and your OtterOtterson (Otter)

When I first started I was walking threw the jungle and out of no where a raptor come charging at me and I get one shot ed

Ok :

Me: ooo big Dilo

Freind : stop being noob

Me : what ?

Freind: don’t start

Me : ok

Friends scream: your tribe mate pro27king28

Was killed by lvl 1 Raptor

Oh and I was a pro and had tek armor and 1000000 hp and tek rifles asc with 10000000k dmg

Freind : what the frick is wrong with you

Raptor : hmm first meal was good , a that other guy on the chat might be good ? .👍

Freind: oh. sh*t noooooooooo

My scream : your tribe mate logwion45withahaircut!56proguy was killed by lvl 450 alpha raptor .

Freind : don’t, don’t even start .😤🤨🥴😣😟😤

Raptor: hoppity get off my property

Me: literally a mile away

COME ONNNNNNNNN!,!! DAMN RAPTOR

I'm looking at this creatures tips while listening to The Southern Islets

It looks like a big chicken 🐔 with those feathers

Raptor: “Ha! They say if a human knocks a raptor and stuff meat in their mouth, they will become that humans mindless servant! Can you believe that?! What a bunch a garbage! Hey look! A human! And he has a club! Oh ho ho, hit me with your best shot! Ow! Hey that hurt! Ow! Hey… hey… thats… painful …”

Me: “Eat meat lizard!”

Raptor: “Ha… try it… human… try… it… im… immune… to… I am a loyal minion of DoctorMisterSirAllanCollobusTheThird!”

Compy: walks up to me and my lvl 30 raptor

Me: hmm

Raptor: hmmmmmmm

Compy: hello

Me: shoo shoo little rat

Compy: RAT! You offend me even tho that’s exactly what I am! *bites*

Raptor: oh no you didn’t

Compy: ahhh *runs away*

Raptor: *bites with out even moving

Server: compy lvl 1 got killed by Delta lvl 30

Me as noob walking through forest: ooo ruins

Raptor hunting nearby: oo pray

Me: who is that

Raptor: hi

Me: oh hi

Raptor: food!!

Me: wat…oh no

Server: dastubednoob was killed by raptor lvl 8

"Alien"

If you get the reference

Raptor: Meh make u go oof

Nub: nu u can nut *Smacks raptor*

Raptor:*Gets alpha* Now meh make u go oof

Nub: *Gets bat* Heheheh u no strong u dilo

Nub: *Nubs bat was meant to hit raptor but instead hits alpha*

Alpha: u choose death?

Raptors are biggest nightmares with my bird.

It looks like a giant turkey to me…

You hear a growl. A raptor. You scream. The raptor says, “who are you?”

“Me, that’s who.”

“Are you a liable snack?”

“Me?”

“Well, guess what.”

“What?”

“It’s not a choice.”

*crunch*

They are annoying when they pounce on you I killed a alpha raptor yeah I got a lot of prim meat and watch out when there in packs because they shred your health well kind of.

This creature is majestic… IF ANYONE SAYS OTHERWISE KILL THEM UnU