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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
noob: oh I wanna tame this raptor I bet it’s easy system: noob has died by…

noob: oh I wanna tame this raptor I bet it’s easy
system: noob has died by raptor
pro: bruh I can tame this guy
Pro: gets a bow and gets Tranks out
Pro: oh shoot I forgot to get my armor !
System: pro has died by raptor
god player:I can do it
God player gets out a bola and and dart gun and shoots raptor with trank darts
Raptor: gets knocked out
god player: simple
More Raptor Funny Tips
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐
On the last day of Christmas raptor clause said to me
12 compies running
11 humans screaming
10 bulbdogs barking
9 trikes charging
8 carnos chomping
7 seagulls stealing
6 dodos bawking
5 goooooooolden duck eggs
4 rexes roaring
3 allos annoying
2 pelagornis begging for fish
And a raptor whose name is Raptor clause
-OutboundManx475:-)