It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead

Mine jumped out of the shower at me so I named it pervertia

Raiders: Let loot that place
Guards: Halt
Raiders: Shut up pops
Purlovia: YEET
Raiders: HOLY ***K