Honey badger don’t give a shit you think honey badger gives a shit what the fucks goin on
Why is his neck so fat?
It's a cute lil badger
Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends
Every map has the Purlovia.
There. Is. No. Escape. From. Death.
I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead
WOW! Ark really messed up panthers.
IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!
Just tamed. Wish I could saddle it. Imagine that. Under ground. And saddled.
HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!
The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....
I hide in the ground
Not making a sound
I spring out with paws open and a big smile
Recovering may take a while
Just remember who took your bird
The purvolias name will always be heard