Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Me chilling in redwoods trying to find explorer notes and then i found the…
Me chilling in redwoods trying to find explorer notes and then i found the note and then saw gallmimus egg and then went down with my argy while i didnt have armor and outta nowhere this thing jumps and at me and my argy starts to fight it and i hit it with my sword and then it died
I almost diedπππππ
More Purlovia Funny Tips
It's a cute lil badger
Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends
Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead
I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!
HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!
The Dark Assassin wonβt be able to find it.....
Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM . Badger badger badger badger badger AHH ITS A SNAKE ITS A SNAKE . Badger badger badger badger badger
I hide in the ground
Not making a sound
I spring out with paws open and a big smile
Recovering may take a while
Just remember who took your bird
The purvolias name will always be heard
Bob the builder gone wrong:Weeee the annoying ratsssss weeee cannnnn killllll youuuu! Ourrrr name issss a pur-lo-vi-a weee hop out of the groundddd and killlllll you! Isnβt that pleasant?
Stinkin things mug you... AND your mount. You can often see pegos riding them.
They are ridden In the ark tv show π₯²