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I was looking for a high level Rex to tame … in the red woods all the sudden one jumps at me and nocks me of my pteridon. I killed it. Go to Terri bird for the rest

830 points 😂 Funny Jan 31, 2017 Report

It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

4 points 😂 Funny 3 weeks ago Report

They are ridden In the ark tv show 🥲

538 points 😂 Funny Jul 8, 2017 Report

Step on purlovia - your dead

Step on bear trap - your dead

Step on land mine - your dead

Step on my sandwich - your dead

503 points 😂 Funny Jan 31, 2017 Report

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

5 points 😂 Funny Feb 29, 2024 Report

This thing is annoying it killed me my pt and moose

274 points 😂 Funny Jul 31, 2017 Report

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

8 points 😂 Funny Jan 3, 2024 Report

Ark when creating this:

Ark:Another mammal.

Dev:Like a thyla?

Ark:Yes, except it jumps from the ground instead of the trees.

Dev:Where will it live?

Ark:North zone

Dev:What feces size?

Ark:Medium

Dev:As big as a raptor?

Ark:Bigger

Dev:As big as a PT?

Ark:Bigger

Dev:Can it be rideable?

Ark:No

7 points 😂 Funny Jan 13, 2024 Report

I call it Pavlova, it kills us.

224 points 😂 Funny May 2, 2017 Report

Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM . Badger badger badger badger badger AHH ITS A SNAKE ITS A SNAKE . Badger badger badger badger badger

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