Me on my rg in snow one of these thing pop out of the ground Wha OH GOD ITS A BAGER so RIP my rg and otter

If you see a dirt mound RUN DONT STOP

It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

So there I am in the redwood forest on my thylacoleo I can’t see these lil buggers holes. They flipping stun me then tree cat chases the lil bloody badger on crack

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead

Why the hell can’t purlovias be rode on but a tiny dire wolf can?

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

They are useful for hiding good loot in them

Alpha dinos are red, rare flowers are blue, wth just hit you?