It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

Dark Assassin; WHERE IS YOUR THATCH
Me; It’s in my mole
Purlovia; I HAVE YOUR THATCH AND YOUR DEATH 💀

Me: *lands on a rock to give my argy a stamina break*



Inconspicuous ‘rock’: “ima bout’ to end dis mans whole career.”

Mine jumped out of the shower at me so I named it pervertia

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

It jumped at me for the first time and it scared me so much

I hide in the ground
Not making a sound
I spring out with paws open and a big smile
Recovering may take a while
Just remember who took your bird
The purvolias name will always be heard