It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

You telling me an argy can pick up a bary when they can’t even carry these!!!

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

Step on purlovia - your dead

Step on bear trap - your dead

Step on land mine - your dead

Step on my sandwich - your dead

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

I was trying to get chitin an then i get dis mounted and didn't even see the thing

I hide in the ground

Not making a sound

I spring out with paws open and a big smile

Recovering may take a while

Just remember who took your bird

The purvolias name will always be heard

Mine jumped out of the shower at me so I named it pervertia

Mine jumped out of the shower at me so I named it pervertia