It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

Step on purlovia - your dead

Step on bear trap - your dead

Step on land mine - your dead

Step on my sandwich - your dead

Me: Finally! Now that I have a mount I’m safe from everything!

Purlovia: are you sure about that?

When you spend hours tami g one and dying multiple without doing any research:| and realize that you cant ride them👌😭😭😭

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

Me: Ok I’m just going into the Arctic biome to get some pelt.

Megaloceros: *appears*

Me: Ah, just what I need

Purlovia: *EXPLODES OUT OF THE GROUND RIGHT IN MY FACE*

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My life is mine

Now yours is, too

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My life is mine

Now yours is, too