The a.o.e on these guys are huge I was riding a bary in redwoods and one of these jumped out at me and knocked me off. So I charged it with my sword because I’m too lazy to set my Dino to neutral and it was friking hitting me from behind! How is that possible?

The a.o.e on these guys are huge I was riding a bary in redwoods and one of these jumped out at me and knocked me off.… | Purlovia Funny

830 points 😂 Funny Jan 31, 2017 Report

It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

569 points 😂 Funny Jul 8, 2017 Report

Step on purlovia - your dead

Step on bear trap - your dead

Step on land mine - your dead

Step on my sandwich - your dead

478 points 😂 Funny Jan 31, 2017 Report

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

286 points 😂 Funny Jul 31, 2017 Report

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

111 points 😂 Funny Sep 4, 2020 Report

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

170 points 😂 Funny May 2, 2017 Report

Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM . Badger badger badger badger badger AHH ITS A SNAKE ITS A SNAKE . Badger badger badger badger badger

101 points 😂 Funny Apr 22, 2020 Report

I hide in the ground

Not making a sound

I spring out with paws open and a big smile

Recovering may take a while

Just remember who took your bird

The purvolias name will always be heard

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Bob the builder gone wrong:Weeee the annoying ratsssss weeee cannnnn killllll youuuu! Ourrrr name issss a pur-lo-vi-a weee hop out of the groundddd and killlllll you! Isn’t that pleasant?

103 points 😂 Funny Jul 10, 2017 Report

Stinkin things mug you... AND your mount. You can often see pegos riding them.

24 points 😂 Funny Mar 26, 2024 Report

They are ridden In the ark tv show 🥲

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