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830 points 😂 Funny Jan 31, 2017 Report

It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

569 points 😂 Funny Jul 8, 2017 Report

Step on purlovia - your dead

Step on bear trap - your dead

Step on land mine - your dead

Step on my sandwich - your dead

478 points 😂 Funny Jan 31, 2017 Report

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

286 points 😂 Funny Jul 31, 2017 Report

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

111 points 😂 Funny Sep 4, 2020 Report

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

170 points 😂 Funny May 2, 2017 Report

Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM . Badger badger badger badger badger AHH ITS A SNAKE ITS A SNAKE . Badger badger badger badger badger

101 points 😂 Funny Apr 22, 2020 Report

I hide in the ground

Not making a sound

I spring out with paws open and a big smile

Recovering may take a while

Just remember who took your bird

The purvolias name will always be heard

0 points 😂 Funny Jul 30, 2026 Report

Bob the builder gone wrong:Weeee the annoying ratsssss weeee cannnnn killllll youuuu! Ourrrr name issss a pur-lo-vi-a weee hop out of the groundddd and killlllll you! Isn’t that pleasant?

103 points 😂 Funny Jul 10, 2017 Report

Stinkin things mug you... AND your mount. You can often see pegos riding them.

24 points 😂 Funny Mar 26, 2024 Report

They are ridden In the ark tv show 🥲

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