Me:sees this guy friend:awww he’s so cute and I just started he’s probably so sweet. Me:ya sweet me:backs up slowly. Friend awwww look he’s running over here Mabey he wants a hug. Me: bolas friend and runs.
It's a cute lil badger
Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends
MAKE THEM RIDEABLE WILDCARD!!!
Please please please!!!
I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead
IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!
Traveller:OH GOD A HONEY BADGER (pees his pants)
HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!
The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My life is mine
Now yours is, too
Me:*Landing my griffin I just tamed*
Also me:This baby took me 4 hours to get tamed up.
Purlovia: Congratulations you wasted 4 hours.