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Me and friend walking in red woods. Friend:watch out for these) friend shows…

Purlovia
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Me and friend walking in red woods. Friend:watch out for these) friend shows me pic of purlovia. Me: awwww he’s cute) friend: oh trust me he ain’t cute) me and friend keeps walking. me: look at this funny rock) I reach out to touch it

Purlovia: HI BECKYYYY

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It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

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Step on purlovia - your dead

Step on bear trap - your dead

Step on land mine - your dead

Step on my sandwich - your dead

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I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

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IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

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HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

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Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM . Badger badger badger badger badger AHH ITS A SNAKE ITS A SNAKE . Badger badger badger badger badger

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I hide in the ground

Not making a sound

I spring out with paws open and a big smile

Recovering may take a while

Just remember who took your bird

The purvolias name will always be heard

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Bob the builder gone wrong:Weeee the annoying ratsssss weeee cannnnn killllll youuuu! Ourrrr name issss a pur-lo-vi-a weee hop out of the groundddd and killlllll you! Isn’t that pleasant?

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Stinkin things mug you... AND your mount. You can often see pegos riding them.

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They are ridden In the ark tv show 🥲

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