It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

Badger
Badger
Badger
Badger
Badger
Badger

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

If you see a dirt mound RUN DONT STOP

Why the hell can’t purlovias be rode on but a tiny dire wolf can?

They are useful for hiding good loot in them

I hide in the ground
Not making a sound
I spring out with paws open and a big smile
Recovering may take a while
Just remember who took your bird
The purvolias name will always be heard