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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the piranha? Funny piranha jokes submitted by ARK players.
One day me and my friend decided to travel with the raft we made everything we need and I had important things like food gear and narcotics then jump in the River and 17 of this fellas killed me my friend try pick up my item but he died too. We do this for 9 times and finally when I reached to my item decomps front of my eyes
River Monsters Ark edition
The case: random homie went and had a attack by the village on the swamp his tribe had made with him, to do some fishing on his raft. The area had been cleared of all Crocs(sarcos), Snakes (t-boas) and alligators (surprise Mf kapros) when his line suddenly felt a tug, though he kept on getting colecanth. He then decided to do some spear fishing, with his loyal frog by his side, throwing some dead dodos in the water, which all dodos vanished in seconds. Thinking that there was some good game in there, her threw his spear, and blood filled the swamp. He got onto his frog to knock it out, only for him and the frog to get severely wounded, and in terrible condition, needing daedons to help heal him today.
The investigation: Jeremy gets transferred to the ARKs, and goes to the village (Sheoomen) where the survivor was attacked, gathers local info, all describing it as a large fish, constantly catching these fish (piranha).
The culprit: bro yo on his page
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