Me on my para: *exsists in water*
These darn FISH: your free trial of living has expired
“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”
Just get the God consult for Pete sakes if you want to take care of these swimming bastards, because at least you can get free levels, And if you don’t have the invulnerable option on, you’re in for a world of trouble
Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark
I am 12 I Died 💯 Times to them
Like if this happened to you.
I spent hours taming a t-rex and just guess what happened:(
Me: puts single toe in the water
Piranha halfway across the map: I sense a disturbance in the force
Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river
Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms
Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move
These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water
Me: *dips the end of my toe into the water*
Piranha halfway across the map: Your free trial of keeping your feet has ended!