“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”

Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark

Me : steps into the water *
Piranha : * comes out of middle of nowhere* I SMELL FOOD-
Me : A-

In real life, piranhas only attack if they smell blood, in ark, they strip your flesh from your skeleton because you smell like a day old egg salad sandwich (and for existing).

Piranhas?! You mean water herpes?! Right?!