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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the piranha? Funny piranha jokes submitted by ARK players.
These little bastards killed a 150 unicorn I was trying to tame there was 4 of them swimming up to me after they killed the uni and they killed me I had no armour on but an ascendant pickaxe apprentice axe and an ascendant longneck rifle I had other stuff as well but the other stuff wasn’t to great
When I first started playing ark I was on the island and I had a beginners base and I had to cross water to get to my base, so piranhas would swim to me every time and the water was shallow enough to walk thru at one point and those bastards would kill themselves to get to me😬😬
I was taking my new Meg for a test and I threw out the cryopd and of course it got sick so I was like ok I will just wait this out next thing I know about a dozen of these are eating my Meg. so I go tame a new Meg and the same thing happened even though I went straight out into the middle of the frickin ocean, they followed me. 😐