“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”

this little dorito finger frick killed my 217 bronto after i SLIGHTLY edge it into the water..

-HJK

Just kill this shitty creature

Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark

So, I just tamed a Giga, and to congratulate myself I went for a swim. These ended my swim short.

Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river

Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms

Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move

Me: *dips the end of my toe into the water*

Piranha halfway across the map: Your free trial of keeping your feet has ended!

These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water

That darn goldfish will eat you and your friends (preferably you want him to eat your friends.)

That darn goldfish will eat you and your friends (preferably you want him to eat your friends.)