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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the piranha? Funny piranha jokes submitted by ARK players.
The stupid cousin thing going on here but literaly she had a dilo and was like oh this river is completly safe and entered in it and saw piranha and was like wtf is that and I told her to get out but she was way more stupid that I thought and was like oh if I send my dilo to the creature over there by the river it will give me time to cross it… she was wrong… the dilo died immediately and she also died plus when she spawned she was stuck by dangerous creatures on the sides so next tip is announced I guess in soap for some reason again…
So if you are reading this make sure to watch the dilo the dodo the trike and spino tips all in funny so let’s go back to my stupid cousin, she was with a dilo in a little ish island and then she saw a river and was like oh let’s go there, after taht she wasn’t smart enough to realize that tehre were phirana in the water and she whistled her dilo to attack and sacrificed her dilo and she got karma by also getting killed by another dilo rip dilo tomorrow I might make more tips.
Bro I hate these things because imagen that your in danger and your on low health but the only way to survive it is to go in a lake, and then some of THESE SANTA FISHES came from no where and they start bitting you untikk you die, then you have to find a way how to avoid the danger AND to kill those things to get your stuff back.