“Oh I just need to cross this river to go home!”
Me: Sees h20
Pirahna all over the map: Attack!!!!
Just kill this shitty creature
These things could be 100 miles away and as soon as you touch the water it’s like it admin cheats and and go’s flipping a thousand miles a Minute and just eats you up # RIP
“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”
Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark
Reasons I built a bridge:
1. It looks cool
2. THESE MFS!!
Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river
Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms
Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move
Me: *dips the end of my toe into the water*
Piranha halfway across the map: Your free trial of keeping your feet has ended!
These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water