I was taking my new Meg for a test and I threw out the cryopd and of course it got sick so I was like ok I will just wait this out next thing I know about a dozen of these are eating my Meg. so I go tame a new Meg and the same thing happened even though I went straight out into the middle of the frickin ocean, they followed me. 😐

“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”

A single atom goes in the water a piranha across the map “dinner time”

I was just swimming then six piranha came after me I was terrified I was doing so good I used my last bit of stamina then a freaking spino spawned and hit a piranha and they all went rafter the spino

And it flung do high up in the air . *Legands still say it’s falling till this day *

1 👆 Is respct for spnio

Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark

Me: puts single toe in the water

Piranha halfway across the map: I sense a disturbance in the force

Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river

Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms

Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move

Go swimming they said, it will be fun they said

These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water

I am 12 I Died 💯 Times to them

Like if this happened to you.