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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
River Monsters Ark edition
The case: random homie went and had a attack by the village on the swamp his tribe had made with him, to do some fishing on his raft. The area had been cleared of all Crocs(sarcos), Snakes (t-boas) and alligators (surprise Mf kapros) when his line suddenly felt a tug, though he kept on getting colecanth. He then decided to do some spear fishing, with his loyal frog by his side, throwing some dead dodos in the water, which all dodos vanished in seconds. Thinking that there was some good game in there, her threw his spear, and blood filled the swamp. He got onto his frog to knock it out, only for him and the frog to get severely wounded, and in terrible condition, needing daedons to help heal him today.
The investigation: Jeremy gets transferred to the ARKs, and goes to the village (Sheoomen) where the survivor was attacked, gathers local info, all describing it as a large fish, constantly catching these fish (piranha).
The culprit: bro yo on his page
The cup
More Piranha Funny Tips
βWow a Green supply drop, and itβs only a little bit in the water!β
Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark
These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water
Me: puts single toe in the water
Piranha halfway across the map: I sense a disturbance in the force
Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river
Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms
Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move
Go swimming they said, it will be fun they said
I was just swimming then six piranha came after me I was terrified I was doing so good I used my last bit of stamina then a freaking spino spawned and hit a piranha and they all went rafter the spino
And it flung do high up in the air . *Legands still say itβs falling till this day *
1 π Is respct for spnio
That darn goldfish will eat you and your friends (preferably you want him to eat your friends.)
Me: *dips the end of my toe into the water*
Piranha halfway across the map: Your free trial of keeping your feet has ended!
Ark SURVIVAL? Ha! Not if you're in the water!