if i had a penny for every time i died by this thing, i would be driving in a tesla

And you thought gigas where scary. Up plz

“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”

Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark

I'm watching Godzilla: Final Wars and I swear not one of these kaiju would be as dangerous is this.

(Expect Mothra)

I spent hours taming a t-rex and just guess what happened:(

Me: puts single toe in the water

Piranha halfway across the map: I sense a disturbance in the force

I am 12 I Died 💯 Times to them

Like if this happened to you.

Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river

Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms

Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move

These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water