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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Wanna take a bath? Wanna miss half of your body? That's your creature!
More Piranha Funny Tips
βWow a Green supply drop, and itβs only a little bit in the water!β
Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark
This thing is the embodiment of dread, rage quitting, and "I'm gonna be a absolute a-hole and ruin everybody's day".
I was just swimming then six piranha came after me I was terrified I was doing so good I used my last bit of stamina then a freaking spino spawned and hit a piranha and they all went rafter the spino
And it flung do high up in the air . *Legands still say itβs falling till this day *
1 π Is respct for spnio
Me: puts single toe in the water
Piranha halfway across the map: I sense a disturbance in the force
Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river
Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms
Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move
These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water
Go swimming they said, it will be fun they said
Me: *dips the end of my toe into the water*
Piranha halfway across the map: Your free trial of keeping your feet has ended!
That darn goldfish will eat you and your friends (preferably you want him to eat your friends.)